Please note: General Franco has been dead for over 30 years, and his opinions may reflect this.
(dir: Bill Condon)
I didn’t understand this film at all, as it was in English. But one thing is certain, Julian Assange should be tortured and killed.
(dir: Woody Allen)
Again, the English dialogue was lost on me. The main character was a woman. She should be tortured and killed.
(dir: Dexter Fletcher)
I am a huge fan of The Proclaimers, and it’s high time they got their own musical. Before ultimately being tortured and killed.
(dir: Roger Michell)
No idea what this was all about. Set in Paris, which is not as good as Madrid. Everyone involved should be tortured and killed.
(dir: Mikael Hafstrom)
(Dictators pick) Lots of fighting shooting and shouting, which is excellent. A couple of very fine performances from Schwarzenneger and Stallone so far as I could tell, although I didn’t understand a word of the dialogue. Truly, they are the two greats of Hollywood acting. They should both be tortured and killed.
Next week: Mussolini on the latest indie albums